Thursday, June 3, 2010

Rude Beach


Speedo Guy, you’ve got some stones. And not because you've put them on display for us. Because you could’ve gone to the nude beach, yet you respectfully declined. You think that “suit” from 1986 still turns heads? You’re right, it does. Away. You’ve single-handedly killed Smashball rallies; stopped whales from beaching; and once, even prevented the tide from coming in. Everyday’s your coming out party, my man -- which is why, thanks to you, so many choose to stay in.

May I interest you in something a little less revealing?

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