Anyone heard from Charlie Sheen of late? I’ve been off the radar for about a week or so, and haven’t really been watching TV, or online, or listening to the radio, or living or breathing. I just want to make sure he’s not angry with anybody -– and if possible, hear his opinion on every subject known to man. If anybody hears anything, just let me know…because this prolonged silence? Totally disconcerting.
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Sheen is our cotton candy-tastes great, but no nutritional value. It also feels good to watch, like shitty karaokers on Fox. What oil spike? Easier on the eyes to look at Sheen’s hard-on than the Pentagon’s.
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