Like most eyes, mine were glued to the Masters this past weekend -- because Phil Mickelson was back. Apparently, Tiger Woods was as well. In case you missed it, here’s some traditional Tiger-speak that amazingly did not make the CBS broadcast in wake of the scandal: Tiger’s on the prowl. Tiger’s in the hunt. Good to see Tiger driving straight again. Tiger’s really strokin’ it today. Tiger’s playin’ from behind. Tiger’s whipping his partners out there. Will Tiger have the stamina to finish? Tiger’s all tied up. Tiger hasn’t been in a three-way dogfight this good since that one he had with Jaimee and Joslyn. Tiger. What a player.
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