OK, here’s The Situation. Now that Jersey Shore's over, can we just call it what it was? Bad. I know it was a huge “hit” for MTV. And I know Snooki was just adorable underneath all the makeup and promiscuity. But I have to be honest -- this show lowered my WTL count. Will To Live. It was like The Sopranos without all that gooey stuff like plot and entertainment. It lowered the bar not just for TV -- but for humanity. It didn’t even have the intrigue of a social experiment. Social experiments are held together by more than just Aqua Net. And I’m pretty sure I contracted an STD just from watching it. Once. Now I hear it’s coming back for Season 2. That makes me want to fist pump myself in the face.
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I didn't even watch it. Real World/Road Rules Challenge? Toddler and Tiaras? Hell yeah, but (insert superior tone of voice here and shaking of the head) really Gregg? Jersey Shore? What next? Following Heidi and Spencer on Twitter? for shame...
ReplyDeleteI know. I need hypnosis to rid me of what my eyes have seen...
ReplyDeleteI love Jersey Shore, if only because it inspired this hilarious Blog Posting.
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