Thursday, April 22, 2010

MMA or PDA?


I’m sorry but can we just call this sport what it is? Male groping. Sure, every now and then some dude gets his face pummeled. But in between? It’s like watching two distraught brothers mourn the loss of a relative. Last mixed martial arts fight I saw was long on grappling -- short on pain. Felt like a bait and switch. Like ordering There Will Be Blood on demand and getting Brokeback Mountain. Am I watching a sport or an interpretive dance number for the legalization of gay marriage? If I want to see this much affection, I’ll go to one of these.

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