Isn’t smoking supposed to thin you up a bit? When I stumbled across this video of a two-year-old Sumatran, I was appalled by its contents. How is it that a toddler who reportedly throws down two packs a day -- still tips the scales at “too much?” He’s addicted to smoking, he's put the work in, yet still retains all that excess milk fat. It’s just not fair -- he’s earned a little weight loss. Not that his clueless parents ever take notice. This kid’s dad says, "He looks pretty healthy to me. I don't see the problem." Hasn’t he watched the video? His son has breasts. He might need a bra before he’s out of diapers. I know why this video is so viral: It totally debunks the cigarette-as-diet-method myth. Oh, by the way, can someone tell me why this kid's smoking?
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There are soooooooooooooooooooooooooo many things wrong with this I can't even begin. But thank goodness we don't have to behold the dad's moobs.
ReplyDeleteThey're going to need to start putting "3+" on cigarette packets. That'll put an end to this.
ReplyDeleteNah, nah, it’s cool. It’s cool. They’re just a little ahead there. At two he smokes, which is like a sixteen year old American picking up the habit. Soon, his dad will cart in the local whore; she’s an older woman, nearly twice his age. The family will watch, of course, as if it were the American Idol finale. It’s when little Ardi becomes six that we need to start worrying as most of these young adults end up in prison for petty crimes like rape and murder; “as long as he doesn’t turn out gay,” his father quips. If luck and familial guidance prevails, he’ll stay out of trouble with the law and peacefully retire at ten where he’ll sit back and enjoy teaching his young ones how to roll a tobacco fatty.
ReplyDeleteCan somebody say de-evolution?