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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Farewell Greg...


Today, The Morning Roast lost one its great inspirations. Greg Giraldo knew how to blindside you with a joke in a way few do. To honor of his passing at the tender age of 44, here are a few of his gems from past Comedy Central Roasts:

"Mario Cantone, you're the only guy who takes a stepladder into a glory hole."

"John Stamos, you were married to my favorite supermodel, Rebecca Romjin O'Connell."

"Pam Anderson, watching your sex tape was a whole new experience for me, because up until then, I'd never seen anyone get gonorrhea before."

"Hasslehoff, you're such a drunk, when alcohol does its taxes, it lists you as a dependent."

Genius.

And his last performance may've been his best. RIP, my friend.
 
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