Is your name Richard? If so, life must be hard knowing that at any point you could be downgraded to Dick. Richard’s a moniker that requires best behavior...always. Why? Richard’s a guy you can trust. He’s got plans; ambitions; a family of four and maybe even a trust fund. Dick? He’s a thorny fucker. Someone who was throttled as a youth -- and made worse for it. He's a guy who’s suffered comparisons to the male member his entire life -- and has ruefully fallen short. Dick’s one rung from the bottom. That's why he clings to the hope that one day Lady Luck will pay off -- and pay off big. After all, nobody really prefers to be called “Dick.” And if you do, you probably are one.
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