Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Three Feat


You don’t get to have a ring ceremony until you’ve won something. When LBJ, D-Wade and C. Bosh did their finest Apollo Creed impressions from Rocky IV before an arena full of celebratory Miami Heat fans, they forgot one key detail: Being 0-0 is not grounds for a ticker tape parade. I know it’s easy to get swept up in the hype when you sign the star of The Decision, but just remember, Ivan Drago doesn’t do circle jerks. Win a game. Then, a ring. Until then, keep it in thy collective pants. Sincerely, The Los Angeles Lakers.

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